jay haze vs me


so, i wrote this review of anthea & alex celler’s ‘playmaker’ 12″ and, as you can see if you read the comments, jay haze took a dislike to it. i never got involved. unlike anthea, who, under a pseudonym, made the first post in response to my words, pointing people towards positive reviews. if you look at all her pseudonym’s comments it seems it’s something she does a lot.

anyway, on friday, i tweeted this. jay then saw that, and contacted me through my blog. here’s the short exchanged which ensued…

hey man [jay to me],

saw you tweeted about me railing you?

i wouldnt take it soo seriously, and anyway what i was railing on was the writing. shall i break it down for you?

the reason why i made that comment is because in the first paragraph you go out of way to make points about the fact that anthea works at phonica, which is where hector works…

then you go out of your way to point out anthea charted her own record 3 times… which is what everyone does as she is excited about her new record.

also you make it sound strange when you add this is how she probably got into production scene etc..

if you cant see that the way you write that comes off jealous, then you are not looking at it closely enough.

i dont claim to be perfect, and i never meant to insult you personally, as of course i dont know you.

also contrary to anything you might have ever read about me, im much more a lover than a fighter.

u just happened to write that review about my friends, and i did anything a friend would do..

ez?

thanks bro
h a z e


love is the answer

hey dude,

how are you?

like i said in my tweet, good work on the fabric mix and, despite what everyone else thought, i actually pretty enjoyed ‘love and beyond,’ too.

so, you been searching for yourself on twitter, hey? nice.

if anyone’s taking it too seriously, surely it’s you – i wrote the review, stand by it, and moved on without getting involved on the message board. you and the others over at ra are entitled to their opinion, so am i, and that’s why ra gave me the voice to do so. incidentally, they score releases in house, so someone there agreed with me, too.

i was actually excited about hearing anthea’s tune, i’ve heard a lot about her so wanted to see what the fuss was about. it’s just a shame i was disappointed. as for being jealous – i still don’t see where that comes from. i’m happy to get behind artists i enjoy: just read the interviews on my blog, or my recent review of stacey pullen’s 2020 – i’m not jealous of talent. that would be silly. but i won’t get behind something just because everyone else has, which is surely fair enough?

re anthea charting her record 3 times – once cool, twice maybe, thrice not cool.

re mentioning phonica – dude, i was framing the review, adding a little back story, that’s how it works. and, if you read it again, you’ll see i attribute her getting into production not through working at phonica, but rather offer it as a reason for why her name is popping up all over the place.

i’d love for you to review the release so i can post it on my blog – a right to reply if you like ;)

i’m glad you’re a lover not a fighter. wanna hug?

take it easy.

kc

hi kristan.

everyone has a right to their opinion…

i cant force you to see the way you wrote the review has a facetious tone.

why? because thats my opinion.

thanks for your kind words on the love and beyond album.

happy you enjoy the fabric mix.

have a splendid weekend…

j

5 comments »

  1. Emma says:

    Hilarious!!!!! Loving you both, you cheeky little monkeys.

  2. sim09 says:

    Think Jay comes out better on this than you! but cheers for sharing anyway.

    Lovelove

  3. Anonymous says:

    Oh man, thats funny. Jay Haze' fabric is cool, i totally dig it. But the dude needs to chill the fuck out. what a tosser. If ppl can't handle getting a bad…actually not even bad just mediocre review then what the fuck are they doing?

    So, I assume Haze likes this record and I myself really like this record, well one side, the rmx, and I made my mind up on that before I ever saw this and read the review, which just goes to show that people should listen to a record and make up their own minds on it; not go off the rails.

    However, that would be a lot easier if RA had samples to go with their reviews. *HINT*

    Anyway, this was funny.

    - Norg

  4. Anonymous says:

    yeah. woops. relised they do have samples to go with their reviews. my mistake.

    - Norg

  5. Alex Celler says:

    hi Kristian

    just a quick comment on this post as i just read the whole thing now :)

    i can guarantee you that anthea never commented on your review in RA under a pseudonym. in fact she never ever commented under a pseudonym anywhere. its really unfair to say that she's doing that a lot. by looking at all the post i presume that you are probably confusing her with the A & R manager of freak n chic called julee or some other person who posted there called athena?

    cheers

    alex

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